Don’t worry, we’ll probably be drowning in the future…

Weirdly, my password was rejected because someone else used “hunter” as theirs, so I had to add a damn 2 to it, smh

Remember: if you see someone stealing 100,000 eggs, no you didn’t.

Warning: description of “light” body horror

That image ruined me the first time I found it.

They must know that that’s the case. Even if they blocked the entire internet in those states, porn would still be easily accessible. Blocking PornHub is just whacking a single mole in a huge field full of them.

At least they’re wasting some of their time with this limp-dicked bullshit. Better than using it to pursue their broader, more sinister goals.

Come on now, he’s only a little blue.

I haven’t used it in a while, so I don’t know if it still works, but the one I had is called Buycott.

If “A Major” in the title was intentional, then bravo!

Honestly I’d be exited to be able to meet the composer anyway, and maybe give him a pat on the head.

ME TOO! MY BIG BROTHER SAID IT’S CAPS UNLOCK BUT I CAN’T FIND THAT KEY ANYWHERE.

I nominate Steven Ogg for the task.

👏 I hope more people appreciate your joke. It reminds me of Norm!

Five minutes ago I would have asked how a law can possibly ban divorce during a pregnancy. Never ever give Republicans the benefit of the doubt.

Guess it’s time Sears started mailing out their catalogs again…

So they’ve (officially) done nothing wrong? Does that imply that it’s not wrong to laze about while a shooter—who they obviously knew about—works unimpeded to hollow out classrooms with a fucking carbine?

This guy’s down

Every time I walk down the breakfast aisle I see so many disgusting flavors of the same 10-or-so brands of cereal (under maybe two parent companies).

I can’t say for certain there’s a cake flavor but I’d immediately take that bet.

You and your friend just casually met one of my favorite comedians/actors… Some people have all the luck. Well, at least this comment places me at (a very tenuous) two degrees of separation :)

Any noteworthy encounters with Cleese?

Edit because I misread

I’m all for this pickleposting movement! Gonna buy a jar of em when I get off work.

Or is that just what Big Pickle wants?

meese