I don’t disagree with you whatsoever…
I’d however like to also mention that people like “veganteacher” need to stop equating feeding your child some steak to rape…

Hits all the hallmarks of a shitpost. 👌

Butter with the dog on em.

Go get bitches.

Felt more shitposty without text.

Nope. It was never about saying I was funny, it was about some peoples complete lack of understanding of what a shitpost even is and spamming false reports.
Why the hell do you think I used multiple examples from prominent shitposters.

“yUo cAn’T sHitPosT”

Ok Boomer https://lemmy.world/post/15893294 (trollishly poor quality, low effort, absurd, off-topic & irrelevance, deliberately provocative; Amusement, absurdist & mocking wordplay.)

Bruh :
https://lemmy.cafe/post/5927986 (trollishly poor quality, low effort, confusing out of context, off-topic)
https://lemmy.world/post/17037401 (trollishly poor quality, absurd, deliberately provocative; Engagement, Amusement, and Relatability)
https://lemmy.world/post/17025932 (trollishly poor quality, low effort, absurd, off-topic, deliberately provocative; Amusement, Dismissal, Mockery)
https://feddit.it/post/8982157 (trollishly poor quality, low effort, absurd, deliberately provocative; Amusement, exaggeration)
https://lemmy.world/post/17025152 (trollishly poor quality, low effort, absurd, deliberately provocative; Amusement, Dismissal, Mockery, exaggeration)
https://lemmy.cafe/post/5945676 (trollishly poor quality, low effort, absurd, off-topic, deliberately provocative; Amusement, Dismissal, Mockery, exaggeration)
https://lemmy.world/post/16276064 (poor quality, low effort, absurd, off-topic, provocative; Amusement, Dismissal, Mockery)

That’s not a shitpost, that’s a basic meme that took effort to make and come up with.

^Actual shitpost, AI generated images with text slapped on it. Another example is the common “all Linux users are femboys” memes.

“aggressively, ironically, and trollishly poor quality… cause the biggest reaction with the least effort. …internet mockery… …absurd…”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitposting

My post that was unfairly removed was intentionally provocative (Oxford), and ironically, trollishly poor quality (Wikipedia), just as the example shitposts provided are.

provocative ≠ inflammatory

Provocative : causing annoyance, anger, or another strong reaction, especially deliberately.
Inflammatory : deliberately arousing or intended to arouse angry or violent feelings.

(Oxford)

Provocative in the context of shitpost essentially means deliberately causing a strong reaction usually via exaggeration for comedic effect.
While Inflammatory just means to deliberately insight violence.

Another shitpost for example :

This meets : intentionally provocative (Oxford), and ironically, trollishly poor quality and absurd (Wikipedia).

The funny thing is, it had over 100 up votes and only a handful of down votes. People must have been spamming.

How funny would it be if they both lost and we voted 3rd party?

My dream home.

Where’s the “throw yourself down the stairs”?

This is all true.
I successfully drove my cybertruck to the Titanic and now I have a golden ai-powered robot wifu and harem of girls and I’m now famous, everyone even all clap for me. 10 out of 10 would recommend. 👍

As opposed to deaf con 3

A lot of those are GenZ slang not Gen alpha slang.
Gen Alpha aren’t going to have their own slang that’s not completely cringe until the latter half gets to highschool.

Fact : Pineapples have tiny needles that cause irritation.

Used tampon, because my nose bleed from the dry hot air.

People with ADHD will never make it through an ad.