if they start “treating” autism the entire US tech industry will fail

Why should I want to save a world where Joe fucking Rogan has any relevance?

In the immortal words of Gonzalo Lira in his “debate” with Lazerpig and Destiny:

The guy who rage quits is the guy who loses

Lazerpig got Lira to ragequit the debate, and Lira ended up dying in a Ukranian prison after being arrested by security services.

And who’s gonna buy this stuff when nobody has a job?

They’ve always/never had a problem with retro-updating internal documentation.

Yeah they don’t really prepare you for this in training

Futures markets, which are a way for traders to move stocks when the major exchanges are closed

When are we going to call this the gambling addiction it is?

And what’s the end goal? What’s their plan for when those old people die in a fiery crash while driving Doordash? Nobody’s having kids anymore and immigration ain’t happening so who’s gonna take those jobs?

I’m totally not a time traveler.

Joke’s on you, I haven’t bought new clothes since 2020

Back in the 50s they claimed automation would lead to 20 hour work weeks and that our biggest problem would be filling our free time.

They didn’t account for people making up bullshit jobs and both political parties making “MOAR JOBS” the only thing they agree on.

Great now I’ve got both Fetterman AND Oz in my damn government

Not pictured: the wet spot on the back of their pants.

Seriously, how do bidet enjoyers dry their asses?

I am so glad a black man beat Strom Thurmond’s record, mostly because it would piss of Thurmond so much.

Edit: Like Jesse Owens at Hitler’s Olympics.

I’m assuming every ska band is so far off the left edge we can’t see them.

“This is a collect call from ‘mompracticeisoverpickmeup’ do you accept the charges?”

Spoiler: it was the cars

Plus a good ol Dixon Ticonderoga can write on stuff other than paper. About the only time I use a pencil is when doing carpentry and mechanical ones just snap.

Tastykake’s Butterscotch Krimpets changed overnight when they got bought. They’re mealy and don’t have enough butterscotch flavor.

Dolphins are smart enough to know that “taking over” just means responsibility and stress.