If they have big ears they are either the big bad wolf, or ferengi in disguise

Bro there is LITERALLY an anime about horse girls

Humanity won

You can’t even eat your car if it died or if you are hungry!

Hello, I am an internal combustion car. I can’t go very fast unless the road is all paved, or very far unless you spend billions bringing fuel from thousand of kilometers to feed me. And if you drive me, people will think you’re NOT gay!

Dick! take a look out of starboard. My God! It looks like a huge…

Ummm

They still do

I am a simple man. I see Ticonderoga, I choose Ticonderoga. I like ships and I cannot lie

Chickens are notoriously delicate.

Most people who think on doing this and succeed really love chickens and have a good way with understanding animals and the value of a life. It’s not for everyone

Oh no, when supply dwindles and the demand keeps up or increases, prices increase as well

As economic and market analysis predict it!

Color me surprised

Imagine not having to work, exercising daily, being chiseled like a Greek god and ripped like an athlete.

Sisyphus was an absolute unit

That’s why people built silos for their families, if they were wealthy enough, and for whole communities (to serve as a Bank) to store their grain

They mostly dug a leveled pit in the ground itself to keep everything cool, but more ornate silos were part of royalty or well managed cities

Urns were very ornate and the materials used to craft them very expensive and mostly used to store more valuable things, be it ashes, oils, Treasured items or whole bodies

Vases were more common, and made, as pottery, with very cheap materials

You are not forced to do it. You can quit anytime and set up for yourself

Lemmy is filled to the brim with the kind of people that can’t run into each other without going ballistic over a greeting, so those takes are about expected

Frankly I’d be weirded out if they did found fulfillment from their work, that’d mean there are actual mentally, emotionally and physically healthy, happy, pro social and productive members of society in here.

Which is a counter fact, seeing as most of them have never touched grass

Ah yes this is gonna be awesome

Not only fuck around with the will of the voters.

But actively messing with the execution of presumably why they were voted in the first place.

Yeah this is seriously gonna make the people who voted him don’t think about how the judges want to limit the will of the people AT ALL

Yeah because you see, you might have voted for this guy. Thinking your vote matters

But the one controlling the country, deciding its fate and yours , is us in here, not you

And you will never have a way to stop us

Yeah this is surely a winning non alienating strategy. Props to whoever thought of it this will get the Dems soooooo many votes man, like, you wouldn’t believe it

Man I loved my Tupperware plastic jar, it was great.

It kept everything cold outside of the fridge, and when inside the fridge, the hermetic seal lid kept all tidy and odorless

You could even use the same sealed lid as a way to graduate the pitch of the liquid by varying the pressure on it

Man I miss that jar

Looked something like this

Anyways jars are awesome

Who the hell is poochie

For you to experience something similar to what a turtle experiences, you need to suffer sleep paralysis while self roped in your own bedsheets

Then imagine you can’t breathe

The stun lock proceeds

Because outside of champagne progressives, nobody cares

This US INFLATION ‘increase’ is about the smallest possible;

the headline is at best misleading and sensationalism at worst.

’ UNEXPECTEDLY INCREASES’ should say ‘inched from 2.9% to 3%, which happens routinely at the beginning of every year’.

0.1% is the smallest unit it can go up by.

This is literally a nothing burger