Where can I get cursed like that?

Craigslist

They actually got their clit rubbed by the doctor. Then some doctor got tired of fingering many women and invented the vibrator.

I think this applies the most to the average American man rather than the men of the rest of the world.

Step 1: Get wind farm contract during Democratic Presidential term.

Step 2: Do nothing until a Republican becomes president

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Get paid one billion dollars.

Cause some people are psychos. Like I understand if a poor kid has no other means to get out of their situation and thus joins the army. But there are many middle class families with several generations of high ranking service members. These people are just straight up psycho, they have all the inside knowledge of what the military actually does and they still force their kids to join the military academy.

lol imagine the ghosts of the people who died during a Shibari session.

Well apparently smoking is making a comeback thanks to GenZ, if we have to believe the media.

I think they get their buzz from vaping

Epstein was 100% a Mossad asset.

Doesn’t this open the way for a parent to sue the school over Christian symbolism? A parent could should take that school to court over a Christmas tree.

And MAGA worshippers are watching with glee.

As a non-Merican I hope the Union falls apart before Trump can crown himself King of America.

Hasta la Pasta

So conversion therapy for straight kids will also be allowed right.

De plane! De plane!

i think it’s Japanese porn

Play the Pornhub sound and watch every teen in the family get a Pavlovian response.

probably a Windows user

After reading about that lady who died because she fell on a metal straw and impaled her eye and brain I threw away my metal straws.