Good luck filing lawsuits from El Salvador, like the rest of the 300 who didn’t make the news

Well, apparently some of them were in Moscow at the time

Things I did last week:

• Kicked your ass in court

Sounds like the judge hasn’t responded yet. Kick this asshole off the case

Ignore contracts you don’t like, 100% on brand

The funny part is, the tower DID tell them what to do, the helo just didn’t do it

They’re not UFOs, they’re called Puddle Jumpers

Secret Service are presidential bodyguards, not corporate cybersecurity

According to some random substack by a dude that definitely isn’t using a fake name, who cites the NY Post. Really?

Writing cartoonishly evil villains is one thing, but the Lich King doesn’t hold a candle to Bobby Kotick

The US has a long history of Republican future presidents pulling shit like this. Iran hostage crisis, Vietnam peace negotiations, etc.

How about 2.5 years in which everyone held off because they didn’t want to step on the FBI’s toes, and it turned out that they weren’t doing anything?

Teef? What is this, WAAAAGHstreet Bets?

Fight like hell? Come on. 14 million fewer people voted blue this time, and you personally own a good chunk of that.

Or just prove that consequences are a myth

No, they all got stolen by jean stealers

One who famously has a boyfriend at that. Imagine seeing Musk get his face beat in by a pro football player

I thought it was a tube of meat

Yup yup yup, uh-huh