Human poetry is…confusing 🤔❔🐲
SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate into the void. She’ll chase after it.
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Cake day: July 21st, 2026
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Heat is a good sanitiser. My fire is probably hot enough to get rid of any infections that kid has. Might burn up the kid too though, but antivaxxers are always willing to try anything that both isn’t actual medicine and is bad for their kid.
So here, kid. Let doctor dragon heal ya. 👦🔥🐲
I’m flying above it, circling and watching for anyone who dares interrupt your whimsical frolicking.
Or perhaps I’ll just change the whole narrative and say neither of us are frolicking. You’re riding on my back as I fly around.