What are “saleries?” Something to do with sales?

Is he lying if he believes it? He’s deranged.

I wonder how they are choosing their kidnap victims. Do they have a list hanging over a dartboard? Are they just looking for anyone and driving around until they recognize a face?

So how are these orders being enforced?

Except there are actually laws in place that let you do exactly that for a car purchase (in non-shithole places)

Ortiz corporate was investigating the matter following his reports to management.

This guy is fucking organized

Not without combustibles.

Meanwhile, Gen X:

No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.

Ew. No, thanks.

https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

Joke’s on you, I never gave it to them in the first place.

All of my quips are quotable

I didn’t realize my wife was a bigamist

My wife

Nobody nothing?

Right? I thought this was a side plot in The Music Man

*bain

You don’t have to cook the entire box.

Yeah that seems kinda on-theme