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Yup, and trying to remember that in an already intense situation. That’s why people drown and burn to death in their Tesla. Oh, bonus point, you can’t use it to test it, because it’s one time use and breaks the automatic locking system.

I have toilet paper for most of it and a fan to dry the rest of the way on mine.

Wait until veterans learn that DOGE is planning to cut their pension and disability benefits. Their current plan is to only let you get one or the other, but not both.

Certainly, he’s just one good idea away from being one himself!

Pray tell, what fucking rule do you think the word fucking violated? Please. Help us out here.

Well, I drive fifteen minutes out of my way to use target instead of Walmart. Now I’m going to just try to find it in a smaller local store. I know Americans are too lazy for a boycott to have a measured effect, but I will do my part.

I had to block them after trying not to. I originally thought, meh I’ll see what they have to say. That lasted less than a year. They think the word rice is racist.

So what is it?

My wife is dealing with this as a nurse. They bring in tons of underpaid foreign nurses to “cover the shortages” but refuse to increase wages. There’s no fucking reason an RN with 7 patients should be making $30 fucking dollars an hour.

ChatGPT gets it.

Not to mention that his pregnant virgin wife had three dudes show up to her baby’s birth.

You mean the majority of voting Americans?

Well you don’t follow directions well.

LMAO, jokes on them not going to be able to see mine without a microscope.

It should also be a hate crime against a vulnerable person. Put those fuckers away for 10 years.

Like that creep that married the lady the day she turned 18 when they had been working together since she was 14 or 15. No 45-year-old has anything in common with a teenager.

That woman had zero survival instinct. She was sitting in her car as the water rose, like once you’re waist deep in your car, maybe unbuckle and try to get on the roof or preemptively open a door before the pressure traps it shut. My God.

That was so fucking purposeful. Wow.

I would think that I reached the peak of my career if I won an Ig Nobel prize.

And may it be riztastic for you bro!