Not out of a USB-A it ain’t !

Time to start a other shitty TokTik trend!

insert shitty AI voice “Only billionaires can afford to do this challenge!”

Isn’t nonalcoholic booze an oxymoron?

Praise be to Space King

Praise be to you

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

And then somehow laid still and took the shot after they’d fallen

LISAN AL GHAIB

I’m amazed nobody 1) noticed the smell 2) didn’t realise someone had been using a tanning bed for that long.

Death has a very specific smell. It’s not one you forget quickly.

Preschool Memes need to die, you can say ‘dick’ on the internet for fuck’s sake!

Tesla: “hay guys we invented the bus, but cyber”

Someone did that near Sydney Airport a few years ago with a roof that read “Welcome to Perth”

28 square kilometres and the dog was only partially burned? That guy shouldn’t play with fire.

“I’ve always wanted to do that!”

Wands up.

Ah, the ol’ paddlecock.

Can’t wait for the McSawdust in 2026!

I think you hit the nail on the head there. Even if they were to lower the prices, they’ll just make the fucking burgers even smaller.

Does anyone remember how much bigger the Big Mac was in the 90’s? Shrinkflation is everywhere.

You have quite a treasure there in tha-OH GOD WRONG FRANCHISE THEYRE EATING ME ALIVE

Yeah they’re okay, just sometimes, as a little treat.

Wait, so the guy got punishment for opening a savings account?