STOP GETTING OUT OF THE WAY

Stay at your post for fuck’s sake. Make them fight you. Drag it out, make it slow and expensive, make them look bad.

Don’t just offer them your chair and the keys to the kingdom and tell them here let your stooge take over, have fun

“DO NOT COMPLY IN ADVANCE! RESIST!”

:pre-emptively resigns:

YA THINK?

Oh my fucking god - Facebook has redacted the number of reactions.

Little pissbabies.

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I mean he did kill Hitler, that’s got to count for something.

That was one shipment, in June.

“And while you’re at it, drop these bombs on them.”

Oh, if you don’t know Local58, immediately go watch all their stuff. It’s awesome.

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local58 is amazing; check out their other stuff :)

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This just means you’ll pay the same price for a smaller house.

Source: am australian

Could this count as a hate crime?

Look, murder all the children you want, but don’t you ever claim we didn’t help you do it!

Fully automated luxury war slavery

Can you say Tianenmen Square?

Solidly genX, always fucking hated scrabble powergamers boiling the fun out of everything.

The way you make classic scrabble awesome is by adding just one rule: you must play the funniest word you can make, regardless of score. If players do not agree which word is funnier, they must argue about it.

This actually leads to some interesting strategy, for instance if you’re left with two Os in your hand, you’re very likely going to have to play POO next turn, and that’s only 3 points. And you can set traps, too.

Maybe stop helping slaughter Palestinians, then you wouldn’t have this problem.

I’m just amazed they don’t sell tickets.