Is the plane ok?

Bidet master race.

If I had a nickel.

I’d go out there so I could hang out with that dog.

I’m ashamed to admit I didn’t realize the importance of getting a flu shot prior to living through the COVID pandemic. I do my best these days to inform people my age that getting vaccinated is about protecting others who might not fare against the virus as well as you might.

Zero side effects from my last flu + COVID booster. Get it done, even if you’re not personally worried about getting sick.

Those birds are crazy. My dad and I painted our neighbor’s house one summer when I was a kid, and at the end of each day I’d call her name out and let her know the status. After we finished, her African Grey would call her name in my voice every day so well that she thought we were still there.

No ETA, but Firefox is getting this.

Trick question. Lemmy is God.

God, the giant mosquitoes were the worst.

What kind of name for a gun nut is Wayne LaPierre?

Good to know I’ll be able to get the diabetes medication I need sometime between 2027 and 2029.

Bone apple tea

We can tell ourselves there’s a chance he goes to prison until July 11th when he’ll get a fine.

I made the mistake of looking through some of the IG comments and I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

“I’m not sure the public would stand for it,” he said. “I think it would be tough for the public to take. You know, at a certain point, there’s a breaking point.”

This mf really trying to do it again.

I legitimately can’t tell from the headlines whether North Korea stories are satire at this point.

Is the only argument against lab-grown meat that it disrupts an existing industry? Because I’ve yet to hear a legitimate reason why this is a bad idea.

This just in: millennials buy more things they can afford than things they can’t.

You know it’s legit when they ask you to move the conversation over to WhatsApp.

Huh crazy. This was like box wine where it was poured directly from the box?