Maybe I’m alone, but this feels like a huge, “no shit”.

I have to say, all that work makes the meat sound tastier to me lol.

You got me hungry, I wonder if it would be like eating an aged veal? 🤔

Eat the rich.

Fleeing, and pointing a pellet gun? Not sure I buy the story, based on that alone.

Gluten truly is defending itself.

It’s the ShamWow guy.

It won’t, but I hope most of these people realize the only way it’ll change is consistently going to vote and keeping their family updated on what to vote on.

Oh, it most certainly is. But, as someone who regularly clogs toilets, it’s wayyy worse when there’s backup. I’ve had some horror stories though lol.

Your laugh can’t be that bad. My grandma used to sound like a dolphin impression, but it never stopped her. Enjoy yourself, you only live once.

Ships sadly don’t supply poop knives, and if you tried to sneak one on it would likely be confiscated. It’s a hard life, for those of us with poop knives.

I can’t be the only one who expected a shittymorph ending, with in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.