My dad is 84 years old and just got himself a new girlfriend. It’s fuckin adorable.

Isn’t it amazing what the human body is capable of?

Ticonderoga #2, an absolute classic.

Lmao, if you live in San Diego and can’t handle Spanish you’re gonna have a bad time.

Ah, so that’s America in the middle then.

But then he would be free.

They’re $11 in southern California.

Yeah people act like this hasn’t been going on for years at this point.

Cherry? At least they went to good use then.

Keep this video away from the SovCits.

I’m willing to bet she’d much rather be above ground.

We must evolve to crab if we want to survive

I used to have to walk a mile to the friggin school bus stop, shit is ridiculous nowadays.

It’s almost fascinating how he says all that and his conclusion is that ‘Trump shouldn’t have said it’ and not ‘Trump is a liar and taking advantage of his own supporters’.

It’s not easy being green.

Looks like it’s going fast just sittin there

I had a lot of fun with one of these when I was a teenager. Trying to do donuts backwards, off-roading through the woods chasing after my friends that were on dirt bikes, taking the back seats out to fit all manner of things inside…

I think about the only thing it didn’t do was get me laid lmao