Komodo Rodeo

*bussy

Meth, the drug that makes you so horny you’ll move on JD Vance’s ex.

The apparent shift has prompted several nations to change their travel advice and triggered a frenzy of questions in online travel forums about whether it is safe to go to the US.

Don’t. Wait at least until the next administration. It’s not safe, even everyday Americans are warning family, friends and business colleagues to stay away.

Roland Lescure, a French member of parliament who represents French citizens living in North America, said… “The home of the free and the brave is turning into something very different.”

A fascist, totalitarian surveillance state whose law enforcement has been granted absolute power, and who act with impunity, the checks & balances which were supposed to protect the Constitutional rights of citizens reduced to mere window dressing. Opposition Democrat politicians have busied themselves with impotent appeals to reason, press conferences, press releases, social media posts and ineffective protest marches which they hope will shed light on the situation and spur change (it won’t).

People call Republicans stupid, but it looks like they may have finally learned a lesson after Naomi Wolf’s headliner in 2019: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8IYPnnsYJw

Therein lies the rub. A complete catalogue is not necessary when a partially completed jigsaw puzzle will suffice. A lot of people have unexpected uncomfortable questions in their future about their grandmother’s massive stroke, their uncle’s schizophrenia, their cousin’s mania-induced crime spree, or maybe even their 3rd-cousin’s cancer diagnosis. Rates are set to increase across the board, no family is immune.

I say this without schadenfreude, but I fucking called it straight out of the gate.

Every single person who was enticed or cajoled into submitting these tests as a novelty or curiosity has potentially compromised the personal security of every single member of their immediate & extended family, as well as their descendants. At the very least, those parties previously mentioned may face ludicrous rates for life/health insurance or outright denial of coverage. The company to which they submitted their genetic code no longer exists, and their family’s entire biological blueprint is on the auction block. Think before you make decisions, people.

Oh yeah, damn. Was this close

Be careful how big a slice you eat then, lest you be visited by the ghost of Walter Brimley 👻

A valiant effort, but how does it taste?

The horse? No, not yet lol On that note, watch out that the castle drawbridge doesn’t crush you to paste.

Sooner than Halflife 2, I fear 😜

Nethack. 100% this is Nethack.