America’s best export is suffering. Right now we call them tarrifs.

Thanks to closing down USAid, we gave up soft power.

A coalition of the willing, ready to make the world safe for Democracy, like 80 years ago.
Swap the beaches of Normandy for Chesapeake Bay.

Once it takes hold in swine, it’s party time!

I fell for the classic blunder. I thought that it was today. Yeah closing for Easter… Heck most holidays was normal. Or after 7pm…

Edit: I am dumb and didn’t read the article.

Or maybe they’re afraid of looting…

Target to close all 1,978 stores for 24 hours as it joins retail ‘blackout’

Wow, I had no idea that they actually fixed the problem that they created.

Sad that they’re still going to privatize it along with every other federal agency…

Broken clock?

As soon as you accused it, it would announce that it was running for president, delay judgement for four years, win, and then spread the infection worldwide.

The left’s best warrior and horse enthusiast

America’s Hitler, Meet America’s Goebbels.

It’s a pity that Dondalph Shitler didn’t spend time in prison, he could have written Mein Kräp.

GOP on November 6th: Why is the count taking so long!? There must be fraud.

Since the small counties are easier to count, they will be done first and when the “dump” from the cities come in, it’s fraud!

(Or if they find the fraudulent ballots that these GOP operatives slip in)

Idk if I miss him yelling “Michael!” for 45 minutes…

To be fair. Cats are adorable.

I had a cat that would chase me around the house if I was eating a banana. Wildest thing. They can’t taste sweet as far as I understand it. Never had a cat since that did. I miss that cat.

Do not let this boy fool you.

I have, in fact, never seen him stalk a chicken.

Women do not exist on the Internet.

(Stay anonymous ladies I was being sarcastic)

The clit is real! It’s the female orgasm that’s the myth!!!

A vice president taking over for a president fits this pretty well as thier power comes from the former guy by definition. It’s also supposed to be 42 months, or 3.5 years.

You need the mark for commerce. People without it can’t participate in commerce.

Peter Thiel, JD Vance’s big Techno Fascist backer has a large stake in crypto. There’s an open secret that they want to devalue the dollar to spur crypto adoption. Vance has already said this ‘to spur investment in the US’.

Trump, RFK, and others have been openly calling for the US Treasury Department to start buying cryptocurrency.

The problem with cryptocurrency is that it is worthless. It only has value if you think that it has value. That’s basically how US Money works, but I digress. Tech Evangilists, Crypto Bros, Techno Fascists, they can’t turn their “investment” into fungible currency unless they have a buyer. Here comes the US to “bail out crypto”.

They then convert their profits into other stable goods and signal for devaluation of the dollar. People are “encouraged” to adopt cryptocurrency because suddenly it seems to be more “stable”

As it’s fully digital, you don’t need to cary cash around anymore, not that anyone would accept it because it’s worthless. What’s a good way to process funds from a digital wallet in the real world? Why not a tattoo or RFID tag under the skin of your hand or behind your ear?

There’s too much money in the drug trade. Violence is a cost of doing business. Thier children grow up safe in the United States, living in luxury from the poison we buy from them. They literally have lobbyists working against drug legalization because it would destroy their captive market.

Marijuana is still illegal federally and way past Hearst’s hemp boycot to save his newspaper business, hint: it’s the cartels working against legalization via lobbying.

https://www.democracynow.org/2011/2/8/headlines/hilary_clinton_says_us_cant_legalize_drugs_because_there_is_too_much_money_in_it

I mean if Rittenhouse can drive over state lines to counter a protest ,kill 3 people, claim self defense, and be found innocent, than certainly a man cutting corners by trying to save money on a film he’s producing, staring in, and directing certainly can have his case dismissed with prejudice because of willful mishandling of evidence by the police and gross misconduct of the prosecutor.

Plus Trump is a King, so…

There’s still the possibility of a civil case. You can’t put him jail but you can put him into bankruptcy.

I heard Rudy Giuliani is looking for work.