Sometimes I go on the last second of green light and think “that was close!” and then look into a mirror and there are 2 cars and truck behind me.

Why would you use a shampoo for dry hair while in shower when everything is wet?

Can I join?

You either become an alpha or live long enough to diabetes.

• “I saw a mud crab a couple of days ago. Nasty creatures!”
• “Farewell!”

I’ve said this joke at the Office and they turned their opinion about me by 365

He is watching from 3rd person

This just proves that we’ve been had by a trickster

state of this array

Should I train to do the jerking motion before I attempt lifting heavy stuff? Asking for a friend

I have to commute by car to commute by bus so I’ve started just commuting by car

When you put “can work under high pressure” on your resume

The thing is, with M4 you can get RAMpage

“ Wish I’ve bought virtual house when it was only 0.00002$ / m^2”

I’m 99% sure the word sounds like the word where you’re removing woods

even teacher thinks it’s an alpha move

This is what’s expected on the resume then the actual job requires the exact opposite when writing reports

If there were 3 then there would be only 2 which would make it 1

i’ve got my 4x16GB DDR4 during another RAM crisis in 2019 for just 360€ which was a great deal during that time… normally I would pay well over 400€

ELI5: why is there no tobacco tea?