“so, it all started with this fuckin gorilla…”

Their training to be a man of the cloth gains them resistance to holy damage

My brother found gluten free chocolate milk being sold in a big bottle, so we laughed real hard and bought two. He got more than halfway through before lookin at it and saying out loud, as we were heading to the camp site, “oh wait, I’m lactose intolerant” his girlfriend wasn’t pleased, but I didn’t have to share a tent with him so I was fine, an I got the rest!

With a brick

Are you calling white people potato’s? Cause if so thats a new one and I can’t say that you’re wrong