“On My Own In My Ass”

An anthology of AM talkshow highlights 1980-1999

Try 8. We’re getting closer to “a few weeks” now.

Already have Skinsuit Shitbag, already have.

Uh, they put sublime under happy because it’s Ska-like. I don’t think whoever made this chart ever listened to any of the words.

What I got is arguably their happiest song, and it’s painfully obvious it’s a depressed person reminding himself that life can be enjoyed, is worth living, even when everything is shit.

WE ARE WORKING DILIGENTLY TO UNFUCK THIS DOG THAT WE FUCKED TO DEATH.

You got a wet chortle out of me, I hope you’re happy.

It’s uncanny. The pose is spot on. I assumed someone had shopped this to look like that on purpose.

This is Jesus realizing he’s become his father, and he’s not sure if that’s a bad thing.

I had to look that up, I assumed that name was a typo. Daaaaaamn.

For anyone else wondering:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MCR_Horizon's_Lord

He doesn’t have rationale.

He could just pass laws to require more steel production, even subsidise it, which would work faster and not be painful, but that kind of planning and forward thinking are beyond a conservative.

Yeah that’s because the U.S. doesn’t have the production capacity to support its steel demands. We import something like 20% of the steel we use, and it’s mostly from our neighbors, which these fucking dumbasses are pissing off for zero benefit.

Had an uncle give my sister a Trump board game for Christmas (secret Santa) back when that game was new (early 90’s?). He put cash in the box which she didn’t find for YEARS when the closet shelf collapsed and the unopened game got crushed.

It was a great gag then too 🤣

This gif goes perfectly to “Walking on a Dream” by empire of the sun

If that was true they’d call if a _relax_lette, not a _toil_lette

What was the fucking plan if all the air traffic controllers took the buyout?

Absolute fucking clown show.

I lost it at “Artificial Intelligence Image”

(For anyone unfamiliar with Uncle Ruckus, he was an Uncle Tom type character, and a white supremacist)