What order do I read this? Why is this “mainstream social media”?

I don’t get this cover image. How do you want to tarif Docker Swarms?

18 year old me sliding the straw in and out of my pee hole (I’m sorry)

It’s only logical

We said the same thing about Facebook 15 years ago. Look at them now. Still twitching proudly with the vigour of youth while their teeth are falling out and their flesh is rotting.

My face when someone else wants something

Just because it has “BIC” written on it, does not make it a BIC pencil.

Where’s the BIC pencil?

I also cum blood sometimes

Not usually, for many individuals, death is a gentle, peaceful and pain-free event.

Probably deserved it. Little piece of shit

Jeff Bezos isn’t cool enough to tell future generations about.

Dear ancestors, thank you for not dying before you had children

Depends on who you think it is

Correction:

Dolly Parten is the closest thing to a pure good rich person

There’s plenty of good people out there, if you care to look for them.

I think a clocking system shows an ingrained lack of trust. It might not be intended that way, but that’s what it does for me. I have a contract that tells how many hours I work. If I show too little work for the time I’m payed, than we can have a conversation about that.

My ideal workplace is somewhere where I feel an intrinsic motivation to spend my time productively. That will most likely be because my tasks are fun or interesting or engaging or something like that, but it can also be because I have a financial interest in the things I’m doing because I’m a shareholder (like a co op) or I’m self employed.

I don’t want to work at a company that requires me to clock in

It’s looking awesome, my dude. You could definitely pull this off.

Shit happens

The current pope isn’t dead yet, but that’s not a problem for Trump