“If you can’t handle me at my worm, you don’t deserve me at my best” 🪱
-Marilyn Monroe
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The webbing on the fork is an evolutionary trait that helps it swim.
Meanwhile, pedestrian symbols in Russia, Belarus, and Ukraine resemble the scene from Signs when the alien makes its first appearance.
There is a third option…ARRRR
His name is Remy, and it wouldn’t hurt to ask him politely :P
“Water me, asshole”
-Sent from my iPhone
“Better to have a mermaid in your hair than crabs in your bikini bottom.”
-Ancient Proverb or something, idk.
If you meet a girl who also likes farming, you should do something sexy to a tractor
Congratulations! You’ve discovered generalized anxiety.
That’s the diameter, baby!