Hello, I’m from Hell Recruiting. We just saw your comment and wondered if you’d be willing to consider a position in our ironic punishment department.

Going to guess you aren’t European and you aren’t aware of what Putin did to our gas prices at the start of the Ukrain invasion.

You’re out by a million miles (sarcasm, not exact figure).

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I’m neuro divergent, I guess, but not ADHD. If anything I’m the opposite. I can focus of things incredibly well. I can prioritise and actuator tasks rather well.

However, you give me a dentist appointment at 2pm and I’m up at 7.30 with my coat on by 8, sat at my kitchen table until mid-day when I walk to the dentists and awkwardly stand outside for nearly an hour because that’s what I’m doing.

Hang on… Is this an ADHD thing? Damn.

This is nonsense. He wouldn’t have been convicted and the proof for that was that he wasn’t convicted.

It was never going to happen. The timing made sure of it.

A convenient excuse.

My homework would have got an A+ if I had handed it in.

Strong “Don’t say you told us so” vibes.

Anything happens: rents are likely to balloon.

I think the default comment, even here, is “I disagree”.

Folk have mistaken contraryism for discourse and argument for engagement.

“I’m a little bit upset with the person of low IQ that lives down the road. He’s always fussing around his car as if it is more impressive than it is. He is certainly full of underserved confidence”.

Also, Scots is a distinct language. Not an accent.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_language

Then I realised that they are really going for force choke instead.

Looking at the picture, I thought for a second that they were holding a lightsabre.

Full sith.

If it feels like old twitter now will it feel like new twitter eventually?

The medium is the message and the platform is the users.

I just sighed so hard I put my back out.

Just because you don’t know something doesn’t mean it is untrue.

See also, “this is new to me therefore I have discovered it”

This is like reverse appropriation and is just as bad.

Fleetwood Mac and cheese.

Yeah, OK. I’m in.

You can’t defund social welfare programmes without defunding the arts first. To defund healthcare you have to defund the arts. To defund schools, you first have to defund the arts.

You know where this is going.

The arts are the canary and it is lying dead at the bottom of the cage.

If by us, you mean American christians, then sure.

Wait… The very notion of the seven deadly sins is a Christian construct… It only really applies to us anyway…

Ah. My bad. Carry on.

And yet he’ll still get votes.

Whilst I’ve been waiting for this day for ages, it gives me no pleasure to realise it means very little.