She holds those charges in the highest regard.

This isn’t a real picture. It can’t be a real picture.

The patio entrance to the Oval Office has gold lettering that read The Oval Office like it’s Mar-a-Lago North??

Your fries make it home?

A man of Biden’s age could break his hip doing that.

“Um… she’s Asian.”

These were on other people’s Windows computer but never ours.

If I wanted to play JezzBall, I had to walk to the other side of the neighborhood.

Only just now?

“Hey, baby, drink a lot of milk?”

It’s not because I’m still rocking a TPS-L2 with a Hewey Lewis and the News cassette?

You’re nobody until you’ve successfully sued a YouTuber.

Korean.

“Red light!”

“Green light!”

“Red light!”

Only if he hadn’t aged since 1982.

[Revs engine]

[email protected]

Maybe US territories all over the world.

Coca-Cola recently issued a 750ml bottle in Japan, where it had always been either 500ml or 1.5l.

Ran out of bottles using freedom units, had to use rest-of-the-world units instead. Thanks, Trump.

TIL the Kia Soul looks like a Federation Shuttlecraft.

It’s not over ‘till it’s over. But when it’s over, it’s over.

“Ain’t I a stinker?”