The restaurant scene in Goodfellas, but it’s just a normal day at Olive Garden and nothing bad happens.

If you’re still online…

Emergency? Nah, Northern Lights!

Angry & horny = Limp Bizkit

The Cranberries are way hornier than that.

“Your foster parents are dead.”

After a three-episode-long flashback.

If you’re going to eat that many, just buy a sushi log.

That’s why Taco Jesus invented soft tacos.

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Fascinate in the sense that she’ll spend the next five minutes confused as to why you gave her cheese.

Check the area for second-story windows.

It hits different when you realize it’s the humans that are leaving.

So, same as now. :/

Even that has a more logical throughline.

It’s like getting rained on and then saying the food stamp program caused the weatherman to form a rain cloud over your head.

Idiocracy pulled its punches.

“No one is allowed to be smarter than me.”

Surge of rage canceled at the last second by the subtitle. Uplifting news.

James Franco in a top hat: “Boo hoo, are the people still deciding?”

She’s built like a chicken.