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Unholy Confessions In My Ass

Saddest day of my life not being able to get a hotdog without a card. Woman literally laughed in my face and said well if you’re too cheap… I wanted to go home and sic my wife on her. But I’m petty like that. A month a ago and I’m still so but hurt. Like why insult me and my finances?

In the immortal words of NOFX clams have feelings too.

But I love potato salad. It’s delicious.

I prefer dirty birds. PIGEONS