If it wasn’t dead obvious the US is trying to kill its citizens just yet, it should be now

Bread and circuses, people

French fries are a food that I won’t be sad for losing from my life. They are unhealthy and always the thrifty side dish option, fried in horrible oils reused to oblivion. They are a staple only because they are quick to make with the right equipment and in large quantities on demand. Aka, they are fast food. And fast food in the US is arguably a cartel. Thankfully, I’m not in the US, I’m in Greece, with a very different fast food market, culinary tradition, and definition for a fried potato. If they want to corner the market on McDonald’s style fries, fine I don’t care. I enjoy my soft potato fries, gnocchi, my jacket potatoes, my rice better anyway.

Ever noticed how waffles, chocolate, mayonnaise, Belgian fries and poutines are all gas station food?

Symbolism? There’s no well thought out and clear symbol. It’s just an asshole who thinks going up in flames “sends a message (jokerMewing.jpg)”. A well thought out symbol is more like Luigi Mangione’s Deny Defend Depose.

This guy was promised a good life for the simple man by the republicans and he was repeatedly backstabbed, and that made him angry. Yet he stayed with them till the end at which point he couldn’t imagine himself not being the MAGA Rambo wannabe he thought himself to be. That’s what angry and dumb people do.

Aren’t there any guns cheaper than a PS5? This is peak cobra effect.

Darwin award 👍

Womp womp

He will make it as efficient as he did with Twitter!

It all starts with a name change, as always. Maybe “Holy Roman empire” will be dramatic enough for his tastes.

Reached its destination.

He’s not wrong, the cost of making content is near zero, the cost of making art is not.

Jeans are to beans what e^x is to derivation

It’s neuter in greek, even though “machine” is feminine, cause the greek word is like “washer” instead of “washing machine”. Although I think you have better things to ponder about when writing greek.