https://abcnews.go.com/US/trump-preparing-executive-order-telling-education-secretary-dissolve/story?id=119499614

Already rescinded.

American travels to America. How is this news?

Per TMZ: Gene Hackman, Wife Betsy Deaths Called ‘Suspicious’ https://www.tmz.com/2025/02/27/gene-hackman-death-investigation-suspicious/

This is like the scene in A Bug’s Life when Flik drops all of the seeds.

So we’re investing billions into new AI data centers to help develop custom vaccines for people to not use; did I miss anything?

PR team is having extra drinks tonight.

I’ve never seen this. Legitimately hilarious!

Proof that Magneto would win if you bring guns.

What is the emergency plan until dragon arrives if they need to evacuate?

Of course they waited until Saturday to announce this while the markets are closed. Boeing will plummet on Monday.

Disney states they “Waived their right to arbitration”. A weasely way of seeming to agree with the public sentiment, but actually avoiding having this ruled on right now so they can fine tune the language and try again later.

I think this tool, while probably well-intended, only adds to the polarization problem of the world.

We fixed the glitch.

WOPR IRL.

Your Honor, exhibit A: It was all flashy and stuff.

Is this a Pablo Francisco skit?

Isn’t this what DAs are for?

At least Terry Benedict still has two other casinos.

“Unfortunately, that’s the rules.” As if there was some fortune or luck involved.