Cowards.

Thanks! I was going for comedy-genius level of Will Ferrell. I will accept my award now. No cap.

Took a long fucking time to do that.

Also, BYD has made some really nice electric buses that are already in use in Los Angeles starting in 2015. His offering is not even competitive with options from 9 years ago.

Money PLEASE!

Oh shit, my gun just went off

I’m not sure what he was expecting the gun to do. You never point at anything or anyone you don’t intend to destroy. Treat every gun as if it has a hair-trigger.

It’s from the set of a TV show.

The party of small government and free speech strike again.

The Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage.

Should we tell him? I think we should tell him.

Right Wingers: We need to protect children

*Child gets abused*

RW: BASED!

At this point, they’re not even pretending to give a fuck about the children.

Knowing r/conservative, Disney was probably talking about hiring someone to play Tina Turner in a biopic, or something like that.

Sasauge, Eggs, Homefries, Biscuit, and two OJs.

If it’s textbook, can you describe the textbook examples?

Deep down I always knew I was silly goose.

We need to abolish the death penalty in this country. This simply should not be a thing we do.

Achievement Unlocked!

If you gave a shit about people with mobility issues you’d know how dumb that statement is.

First off, fuck all y’all for the slut shaming.

Secondly, good for her. We live in a capitalist hellscape and she’s trying to make a living in a way that works best for her.