Sorry, we need two electrons with identical spin and orbitals. Better check the place across town.

Ah yes, the old “send the new guy out to buy an isotropic antenna and an electron trap” on their first day

I assume just normal credit card payments online? PayPal started because people were scared to use their card online, but now you get all the same buyer protections and insurance.

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