Boohoo.

A booster seat that ejected him at the last second. Brilliant!

He DID!? I knew it! Wait until I tell my Facebook groups!

That’s why I got the chop. Firing blanks for the last year.

“Especially in our country”? Fuck outta here.

I’ve always been happy to be Canadian, but the current state of things in the US… I mean, we’ve got our problems, but god damn. My friends aren’t in danger of being disappeared by government agents because they’re not pale white.

Full force against WHAT!? WHO!?

What a fucking dip shit. “Look, a distraction!”

You sure about that?

“god given rights” haha. Fucking clownery.

Anyone surprised? No? Shit, maybe he’ll be president again…

I can just imagine all the insufferable fucking ‘I told you so’ magats all over social media…

Yeah, I don’t think his act is the inspiration here.

Imagine, I got a 7 day ban on Reddit for saying it would be funny if someone stole an ICE dick’s car and left him standing there with his little mask.

These guys deserve so much worse than being stranded like that. And Reddit is ri-god-damn-diculous.

Funny fact about a cage, they’re never built for just one group. So when that cage is done with them and you’re still poor, it come for you.

“You guys! It’s for research, you guys! C’mon, you guys! Jesus really needed me to do this important research, you guys!”

No shit? Does he think we don’t know that?

3.5% of passengers getting sick really isn’t that bad, considering the close quarters. Could have gone a lot worse.

I didn’t even know he was sick.