blave

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Whatever gets you through your buddy sucking your dick…

Sucking your buddy’s dick does not make you gay

And it is, you know, fun

Hmmm…

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Fuck right the fuck off

Or what? They’ll write a strongly worded letter?

You should read the article. It’s also incredibly French, lol.

After vanilla bean and soy bean, what’s the third bean?

Edit: I feel stupid

What a Cunt

I think I learned how to read a clock in preschool, not from my parents

It’s only happened twice, but I’ve run into kids who couldn’t read an analog clock. You know what I did?

I taught them. It took, like, 30 seconds. I know it took 30 seconds because I was wearing a goddamn watch.

It’s only happened twice, but I’ve run into kids who couldn’t read an analog clock. You know what I did?

I talked to them. It took, like, 30 seconds. I know it took 30 seconds because I was wearing a goddamn watch.