Big Comfy Couch. :)

Oh awesome. Then you’re also going to charge the parents if their kid shoots up a school too, right? Right Tennessee?

Hey I didn’t say it was even a decent package!

“Off yourself by X date and your designated beneficiary will receive a payout equal to 5% of the expected healthcare costs of managing your condition until your inevitable agonizing death! Act now and we’ll throw in an additional funeral package at no cost!”