Step 1: start with noise

Step 2: make it look a little more like a crab

Step 3: repeat step 2

What this fuck is this even. Not a single coherent sentence spoken, I wouldn’t say you can even call this a conversation, just unintelligible babbling from both sides.

A worker at an intelligence agency says unidentified outside staffers arrived to sweep the office of anything they felt was related to diversity, equity, and inclusion, a target of a Trump executive order. That included a plaque, confiscated from a supervisor’s desk, that read, “Be kind to everyone.”

Laughing my ass off