Our previous CTO left by saying “I have enough money now. Peace out!”

‘No Way to Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens.

I dream about peeing. I pee and I pee but it just won’t stop.

weather too shitty for doing anything outdoors, boating season over, skiing season not yet here. No thanks.

I remember my latest pants pooping. I was around 5yo so I already knew how the business works. I was playing around outside and I knew I had to go poo for a while already. At the last moment I started running inside, but to my absolute horror someone had locked the front door. I ding donged the bell like 50 times, but it was already too late by the time my mom opened the door.

Like hiding in a culvert or something?

You could start out with this.