what is the charge?? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??

serious question: if you refuse to serve during a war, do they just arrest you? And wouldn’t it be better than… going to war?

it feels like a line from the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy

legend

https://sib.illinois.edu/directory/profile/hanks

edit: he’s actually Tom Hanks’ brother lol

still more real than thoughts and prayers

C - for fast Charging

when you’re on autopilot

- enjoy your meal

- you too!

cookie clicker

fucking useless, highly addictive

I didn’t think masturbation needed the advocacy, but here we are.

joke’s on you, I’m not working tomorrow, just 45 years or more left if I don’t die before

first thing I noticed is that they bothered with the plural; it’s loss, but an absolute win too

well, if you squint your eyes and look at it from a 30 degree angle, it still doesn’t

we should turn each other on

taking the all hands meeting to a whole new level

did you get a Ferrari with all the money saved by not smoking?

yes!

I have ordered a “medium” many times, they understand sensible sizes too.