

Ah, how I love good news on a Monday…
Ah, how I love good news on a Monday…
This reminds me of the early days of the Model S; a friend of mine was an early adopter and he himself was surprised if it went two weeks without having to bring it in for something or the other.
Oh, and the dashboards that would occasionally freeze while driving. Luckily, Tesla knew it was a piece of shit, so you could just press and hold two buttons to reboot it.
I had no idea sky daddy didn’t like haircuts. But, you know what, I’m relieved. Now I know I’m going to hell, uncertainty be gone. And… and, I can go sporting a fresh trim.
A couple of years ago I interviewed a guy living in SF who wanted to come over to Norway, to work as a software developer. I asked him why he wanted to make the move and he went on about how he had to get outta there, how he had lost all faith in the country and did not see a good future for himself if he stayed.
At the time I thought to myself that he was being a bit dramatic, but the more I read about how the US is treating its people these days the more I think understand what he was on about.
He made the move, btw.
Getting caught with 10 grams of blow is, of course, way worse than being a front figure in an attempt to overthrow the government. /s
Don’t smuggle drugs kids, but attempts to take over the country can be made at your leisure.
Many do it to ensure they get overhead space for their carry-on, a result of airlines charging for checked luggage.
I’ve stopped having carry-on beyond what can fit under a seat, because of this.