This is some 7d chess. They’re going to run federal workers on a jury duty system, everyone gets a group number and you call every Monday to find out if you need to come in.

Great now the people nearby have to choose between getting electrocuted or eaten by a nearby shark.

You can never be to sure these days.

Nah they probably could have put something together to get them down by now if they really wanted to but there’s been no reason to. They just baked the two starliner passengers into the normal crew rotation and called it a day. They have actual literal seats on a crew dragon that’s currently docked on the ISS and are scheduled to depart the station in March.

Everything has a microcontroller anymore.

I mean he enacted tarrifs on Canada and Mexico in his first term so it’s not like it’s not something he’s been thinking about.

Nah that’s clearly the NSAs job

Creepers in the White House, it’s a known problem in the dark corners of the building. Half of what the secret service does in the morning is clear the building of creepers that spawned over night when no one was around to block hostile mob spawns.

Dude if someone told me this was a modded Seiko 5 with a “tourbillion” movement in it I would 100% believe it.

The shutdown would be triggered by Congress not passing a funding bill, something that’s happened 3 times since 2013, and the supreme would continue to get paid if this happens.

Well duh presidential candidate immunity!

Essentially the chance of something wrong happening on there return is high than like 1/270 or something, Scott Manley said 1/270 in a video so that’s where I’m getting that number, so they’re keeping them up there until they can either bring that chance down or get them another way home. If shit were to hit the fan in their orbit and they had to come home right now they could hop in Starliner and return but the risk for non emergencies is higher than NASA wants to accept right now.

Man my parents bought a Dodge caravan of this vintage when I was a kid, that thing was a god send. Before that caravan my parents had a string of Dodge Omnis and Plymouth Horizons where were way to small to transport 2 adults and three kids.

Yeah but they got together when she was in her 50s, it’s not like the dude was grooming her.

I don’t think he’s stupid…

More to this he graduated undergrad summa cum laude and got his law degree from Yale. I think this dude is actually smart and that concerns me.

I just looked it up and in 2020 Biden got like 10 million more votes in the primaries than Sanders. Bernie only carried like 6 states.

The organization was ActBlue.

ActBlue Charities Inc. is an American political action committee and fundraising platform established for serving left-leaning and Democratic nonprofits and politicians.

It’s not well know but Isaac Asimov’s fourth law of robotics is actually ACAB.

I can’t believe they let her compete in the women’s pageant circuit, now dudes are going to claim they’re women just to get an easy pageant win. This is a terrible day for America. /S

You’re telling me you don’t want to be a veterinarian for wild animals?