For those looking for the backstory, recommend searching for Godfrey the Hunchback, not his father Godfrey the Bearded, both being Dukes of Lower Lorraine.

And for true aficionados of privy horror, don’t forget the Erfurt latrine disaster.

Good advice, in general.

It cuts down on bathroom stops during long rides.

Funny, but fake: https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2019/01/fake-news-cousins-arrested-after-refusing-to-stop-having-sex-during-funeral-ceremony.html

Fox Moderator: “Vice President Harris, how would you respond to the accusation that your administration was responsible for the supply-chain crisis, grocery price inflation, massive corporate layoffs, Texas power outages, the summer heat wave, and the border apocalypse?”

Harris: “What? Now wait…”

Fox Moderator: “President Trump. They say you have the best golf record of any president in history. How did you accomplish this historic feat?”

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