I am Glitch Daracova, the breachforged cyberdragon, an immortal god to which age has no meaning. Fear me and despair. If you’re lost, consult my lore (hyperlink missing). My pronouns are Maj/Majs—short for ‘majestic,’ regal and divine, as in “Maj rules majs kingdom.”

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  • be me

    do awesome work that is well done and makes perfect sense

    derp shows up “Hey anon, what dipshit did this?” points at my work “This is stupid.”

    I explain the what and why.

    derp still thinks it’s wrong and stupid.

    I finish my work, with time to spare.

    Later, derp does the work. Takes him twice as long as it took me and it all looks like shit.

    Derp leaves at the end of his day, the work isn’t actually done and I have to clean up after him.

    I explain the above to Herp and Gerp, both think that Derp was right and I was wrong.

    Anons, am I the stupid?

    edit: formatting
















  • Fuck bond, the character and setting is played out at this point with too many mediocre movies.

    no.

    If this guy becomes an actor, I’d love to see him in a John Wick spinoff. Yes, let’s make him a super spy government spook (he makes that suit look good), but he’s trying to unravel the criminal underground and gets to discover just how deep the rabithole goes. His “successful” career up to this point has been taking down scapegoats. Everything turns sideways just before retirement, and the latest criminal mastermind somehow lets slip that the whole thing has been a sham, and he’s just a sacrifice to keep the alphabet agencies occupied. Thing is, he’s actually good at his job, and now he knows what he’s looking for. Retirement is going to have to wait.