Herr Woland

You probably take lsd and hug your fridge, slowly disappearing into it.

Isn’t it funny how lamb is both the name of a cute baby animal and also name of a dish?

“immortalized” is a strong word for an ad that stays up for maximum a month long

Saying goodnight to the empty room before going to sleep, just in case

The fox thinks that we need a stronger hen security doors installed and the weasels agree 👏

“Sorry the cameras malfunctioned and 4 of the guards destroyed the documents then committed suicide. Nothing is to be done here.”