I plan to pass these same bottles of oregano and mustard seed onto my grandchildren.

I recently actually ran out of black pepper(!!!) and it messed me up for a solid week or two until I finally remembered to buy more. That should hopefully hold me until at least the second Barron Trump term.

Could you not?

Can anyone confirm whether this is true?

With sandpaper, by hand, if you’re at all serious about your craft.

That’s actually the return trip to Wish.com. Those pictures always overpromise, she didn’t expect the miniature version.

They just thought they’d do everything they did back then, but with balloons. They could already walk on water back then.

Get out of here with your false hope.

Think about it. It’s like Werewolf 101. You transform.

“Oh, shit, oh shit! NOBODY CAN KNOW ABOUT THIS!”

That’s exactly what I’d say, too, if I’d turned into a werewolf and wanted to keep it secret. Oddly specific and defensive, no?

Ain’t that just like a woman.

Removed everything but the most essential elements:

It’s just called “customizing” if you wear paint splatter patterns.

Notice where the monkey is positioned? @[email protected] is promising he’ll be leading the charge at the frontlines! Hero!

That was surprisingly fast and easy to fix!

He’s hoping for a Book of Job situation. “Yeah, those ones died, sure, but I got double the kids in the end!”

Your mother is charging now!?

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Except nobody chose him. He bought his way in.