Mayor Poopington

I also lump them together. Can’t watch just one, you have to do the whole trilogy! Extended edition, of course.

Yea, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

You are right but it still makes me sad that she’s just going to get gobbled up by some factory farm. Some about leopards and faces I guess.

Lady living 300 years ago. Have 10 kids because 4 are going to die.

Reminds me of the joke, why was the antivaxxers toddler crying?

Mid life crisis.

Only if you consider consider putting something into your rectum correct

What did mercury ever do?

Why the fuck would you need to to rectify mercury

I’m the middle one. They even drew all four balls!

Fuck that. I will make you regret spending too long in the bathroom. You’re in my world now.

He looks like he takes HGH and doesn’t work out

what even is math

I’ve been saying this for years!

For once could one of these “blasting” articles be a slow motion video of Kentucky Ballistic shooting the person in question with a .950?

A Tesla bot army would make the Russian military look good

Pretty high I would imagine. Aren’t those the most common car colors?

Aight OP, it’s been a day and I don’t think anyone has figured out the glitch in the matrix here. End the torture and tell us what’s going on!

It’s definitely a bicep

Good look ordering food any night there isn’t a full moon

And when I dip my balls in the Cheetos I get kicked out of the party 🙄

I think hes better as a burger