I don’t but it made me laugh. What cultural blind spot am I missing?

Shatpost, otherwise agreed

This yam turd rolled in hair needs a lot more than that. Prison’s a good start.

Nobody knows

This is exactly why people shouldn’t get exotic pets. They’re cute when they’re little then when they grow owners just don’t know how to take care of them.

Mr Popper and Cobblepot have glamorized owning animals they have no right to and this kind of immitated abuse is inevitable.