Yeah I’m quoting my favourite line by Pam. The best character in True Blood.

I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina!

If you love bubble wrap, you’ll love Australia!

What’s the problem? That’s just me from morning to lunch… and until evening and bed.

As an Australian I am horrified at this. What kind of city forbids public barbecue?

What’s next, forbidding public displays of joy?

Epstein’s Corinthian

I’m guessing he grabbed a pussy and pulled it out Mortal Kombat style.

So you’re saying aliens are treating Earth the way wealthy countries treat poorer countries…

Makes more sense to me than the truth that pedophiles are in charge and so greedy for more wealth they’d risk everything they own and the planet with it to gain some intangible number on paper!

Plot twist: Trump outs all the worlds billionaires as aliens. It turns out that’s why there like that.