It’s true that the political system is sick, but blaming Obama for it is 100% bullshit. How the fuck would he have “secured the Supreme Court?” How would that have worked?

“Hey! That hurt! To get you back for it, I’m gonna punch myself in the face!”

Alternate headline: Iowa becomes first state to declare that it really doesn’t want any tourism dollars at all. Like, none.

She is literally a Russian asset, and now she’s going to be our top intel official. We’re fucked.

I’m more concerned about chown. If someone figures out how to chown the Constitution, we’re fucked!

Jesus… This will directly and unequivocally shrink the economy. That money? It’s paid to businesses for services. He just fucked our GDP.

And it’s going to disproportionately affect red states, because those are the states that receive the most federal grants.

Don’t worry. According to Russians ideological purists, this outcome is better for my trans son than if Kamala Harris had won.

Now if you’ll pardon me, I have to get back to working on moving my family out of this shit-hole country.

New ad campaign:

“You survived COVID, even though the liberals tried to get you to vaccinate. You haven’t vaccinated to this day because you have an immune system. You’re conservative and strong. So when the liberals try again with bird flu, monkey pox, or whatever animal disease they come up with next, just tell them, ‘No thank you.’” Make sure the video playing along with the words shows strong manly men - white, of course - with rugged good looks, wearing outdoorsy clothes, doing manly stuff. Guaranteed to convince a bunch of insecure conservative douchebags not to vaccinate. Again.

Are we going to pretend he gives a shit? He doesn’t. He got what he wanted, and he can’t be elected again (barring him fucking our systems so severely that he manages to force a third term on us). He’s going to wreck the justice system to avoid any consequences for his actions after his term, and he could very well kick the bucket while he’s in office anyway (dude’s got KFC gravy for blood).

He doesn’t care. He no longer has to. He can play his country-destroying games with impunity. He has no reason to give a single fuck what the American people want.

The next thing Yoon should face is removal and arrest.

But you see, the leopards won’t eat their faces!

They should be charged with assault and battery, like anyone else who did that would be.

That’s just freaking bonkers.

About ten minutes ago, some extreme moron walked out on the Naples pier and put a Trump flag on it. You can see it flapping in the wind. I’m now taking bets on how long it lasts there.

https://naplespanorama.org/

“Small government!” cries the Republican party, while trying to grant the president unprecedented levels of power.

I wonder how he thinks smearing an entire city in Ohio will play… in Ohio?

Yeah, I thought about that, too. And I could almost believe that was intentional. Almost. He’s not that clever, though.

Can someone please explain what’s up with the random capitalization that every Republican - and particularly Trump - always seems to use? By my count, he unnecessarily capitalized at least 14 words.

Harris was widely seen as having performed better yesterday.

Hell of an understatement.

Russia. It’s Russia.