Tried to follow Anakin into the dark side of the force.

Old enough to see a flick where someone smoked with their ass.

And here i was hoping any fascination is a woman cheesing it.

So you’re saying there’s a chance anyone fascinated with a piece of cheese might be a woman?

I know I’m an idiot and I know everyone else is as well, in their own way. So when I call people idiots, I do it as a fellow idiot gently reminding them they are in fact idiots.

They generally disagree.

Don’t. You’ll die… of happiness.

I don’t think that swear words and swearing are part of some regional culture, I think they’re part of culture at a universal level. Or even multiversal if you’re into that…

And they are normalized, have been from the start. It’s the attempt at excluding them that’s been struggling on and off.

Hell, I still remember old ladies frightening children with priests cutting off their tongues for swearing, which is all kinds of fucked up in itself. But that was “normal” for them at the time.

I’d think that kind of behaviour would mess up communication styles more than someone using a vulgarity as an exclamation point.

You also need a third, unbiased source, then cross-reference the information gathered from all sides and build a reasonable conclusion.

But if that’s too much work, then join the side that benefits you. After all…

"The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see those dear to them bathed in tears, to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters.

~ Genghis Khan"

~ random internet person

Or the abridged version:

“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.”

~ Conan the Barbarian, as copy-pasted from random website

Reminds me of a fart during a diarrhea bout.

Any supreme court is supremely useless if nobody listens to them.

I said it once and I’ll say it again! Big Birdie.

They are, but your therapist might have a contract obliging them to recommend it for the purpose of obtaining large amounts of money. Being a therapist only pays well if your patients are rich fucks with daddy issues.

Also, there’s a small chance that even though your fears are on point, your therapist might consider it better for you mentally to keep calm and get bent than to maintain a constant state of fear and anxiety. I hear the latter is bad for the heart.

Can confirm. Do not operate as fuckwit. Minimum level recommended as fuckwad instead.

People don’t know legal stuff inside out as a permanent memory. They need time to read the materials and understand what they can do legally.

Thus, ‘malicious compliance’ is resisting by following the laws to the letter and ‘compliant compliance’ is not giving a shit about the laws.

Your perspective needs a small shift.

• The first guy will have broken up the family with someone else eventually.
• The second guy was a criminal.
• The third guy was a capitalist.

None of them were good men. Karma was served in a way.

Depends on the doctor and type of problem. If there are complications, the period of time spent can increase variably or it can decrease if the problem is more easily resolved.

They’ll hate me even if I was rich, instead they’ll love my money.

Good ol “communist” tactics. Snitch on your neighbours, snitch on your family. Loyalty to the party.

A certain expression comes to mind: “They hate us cuz they ain’t us”.

Starting to make sense nowadays…

I just wanna say that Zimbabwe had trillionaires before it was cool.

Queue the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song.