Lemmyng

Cornered dog and whatnot

I’m convinced Abrego Garcia will outlive Trump not just because Trump is old as shit, but exactly what you said.

“Are you a bad enough dude to save your wife?”

“Alternatively, are you a bad enough dude to **** the president?”

Damn, I guess there really are consequences when the dow dips below 50k!

Isn’t he already a trillionaire thanks to his board choosing to invest harder in him instead of cutting him loose?

Now now, he shouldn’t get ahead of himself! He should deploy the thousands of troops he said he would, then bomb Iran. Except in his pure stupidity, he’ll bomb the soldiers he’s deployed to Iran, yet claim it was some 67D chess move.

Oh yeah, I can see how unflattering that photo is. That turkey looks more fuckable than her.

If you haven’t already been doing so, between now and Election Day in November, CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION STATUS!

Trump’s in the Find Out phase, isn’t he?

And that’s why you should only bank with your local credit unions!

That’s our RACIST and SEXIST Segregationist of Defense for ya!

“They are negotiating, by the way,” Trump claimed of Iran. “They want to make a deal so badly but they are afraid to say it. Because they figure they will be killed by their own people. They are also afraid they will be killed by us.”

“I am negotiating, by the way,” Trump attempted to hide. “I want to make a deal so badly but I am afraid to say it. Because I fear I’ll be killed (incarcerated?) by my own people. I am also afraid I will be killed by my shillionaire Epstein-class donors.”

Fox News is interchangeable with OAN, Newsmax, Breitbart, and [insert any right-wing white supremacist fascist Nazi broligarch grifting podcaster here].

Something something self-fulfilling prophecy.

Radicalise against Amerikkka? Yes.

I’d prefer if he had those same guns turned on him, but being exiled from the country works too, I guess.

Abrego Garcia’s lawyers: “How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, Donald Trump?!”

“with one person saying she felt ‘betrayed’ and treated like ‘an afterthought’”

She must be new to Trump’s orbit if she’s the first woman to feel betrayed and treated like an afterthought by him.

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