Love me in my ass

In this story, if it is real, karma happened multiple times. Just not to your great-granny.

Boomers being boomers

s/eah/ou/

Eyes of the world in my ass

Wtf is this 💀💀💀

My phone was below my waist so it doesn’t count 🙄🙄🙄

On god

It smells like a massive rash and an itch

Lol, I’ll make sure I leave em at home, ty :D

I have never experienced an eclipse in my life, is it so bright that it hurts your eyes or something? I mean, I can look at the sun and be just fine, just wondering