No shit, there’s a reason women stand guard outside a men’s room when other women are in there. Plus when a dude with a big ass beard waltzes into the women’s room people are going to throw hands

(I do know it’s important to do science to confirm the obvious, but still)

It’s harder to set up than you’d think

I have seen a few legal theorists saying there’s a possibility that’s illegal too. And if I had to gamble on who’s more likely to get fucked over between Elon and a regular person? I’d probably be willing to bet all of Elon’s money on the regular person getting shafted

Sure, we might have record unemployment, inflation can be low, and by most metrics the American economy is doing well. However people are feeling squeezed. They’re spending more on rent, groceries, health insurance, other necessities than they have in their entire lives. Most people don’t have the vocabulary to describe that economically so they use words they’ve heard. In most people’s heads inflation=things are more expensive. So they complain about inflation even if that’s inaccurate

I love that he’s going with the Shaggy defense. CNN had more receipts than an accountant in April

If everyone wears bright neon clothes then nobody will be depressed! Remember how the disco 70s and the radical 90s eradicated depression?

If your standard for slow news is the first year of WWII maybe you should get a new measuring stick

Wow, making a life necessity a profit center means cutting as many corners as possible and ultimately makes things worse for people who have no choice but to use their service? Who could have predicted such tragedy?