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Fuel prices hit hard of you’re a Norwegian living outside of the cities (which is the majority of Norwegians). You really need to have a car in the countryside, as both buses and trains are few and far between. There’s still plenty of fossil-fueled vehicles out here. People keep them because they either can’t afford to make the jump over to electric, don’t trust the EV’s to handle winter well enough, or because they’re worried about the technological hurdle (Norway is an aging population).

Don’t need the propaganda, we just need a completely Oslo-centric government that will happily spend money on public transit, as long as it’s in Oslo. Pretty much all the governments have been like that for most of my life.

Ha. Try 2.40/litre ($11/gallon) in Norway.

I’m downvoting you specifically for that dumb grey blob where there’s supposed to be a pair of not very anatomically accurate cartoon boobs. You’re also disrespecting a work of art in the form of this man’s tattoo. We’re not on fucking YouTube or Facebook here. You’re not gonna get demonetized. What the fuck are you doing?

Get this useless garbage out of here

Cargo shorts and t-shirt for eternity… Nice!

I’ll never get over Horgh’s “I’m eating a giant sandwich”-stance. Their photo shoots must’ve been so much fun.

Early '85 here… I’m scared of getting out of the chair after reading this one, might get a hernia.

Can’t remember his lines… Oh what a massive piece of shit. Like seriously, you can’t possibly get any worse than that. Basically a child murderer, corrupt politician and used car salesman combined. Good thing we’ve got people like you around to spot the bad apples.

“Hog potential” should go on the report card, next to attendance and teacher’s comments.

Bateman actually had redeeming qualities. He returned his videotapes.

It was never about going for the worst of the worst, not in any part of the chain of command. The point was to start a war of attrition with one goal: drive out undesirables by any means necessary. Trump and his ilk have a soft spot for Putin and are taking a trick straight from his playbook: destroy enemy morale by attacking their weakest and most vulnerable.

No, it’s by Topsy. Also, the style isn’t even similar to Banksy’s

Used to work in subtitling, we love these goofs. Especially because it shows that no matter how timely our subtitles are delivered and how well they conform to specs, the broadcaster will always find a way to mess it up.

I find Lord of the Rings to be a better read myself

This is fucking ridiculous. People breaking free from the cages of the privatised web, only to forge new shackles for themselves.

ORGY!! It’s an orgy, where lots of people have filthy sex with their penises and vaginas. Maybe they’ll even bring out a dildo. People planned those, and they were ORGY PLANNERS! Whew, I feel better now.

Gives new meaning to the Norwegian term “morrabrød” (morning bread), which is to wake up with a hard-on.

I feel cheated. This is obviously not a shitpost.