Biden after hearing this news:

LET THE BOYS BE BOYS!

He was the guy who was gonna solve it all, and he would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for that meddling Biden.

Silly priest! You’re supposed to pray for women not prey on them!

Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was. Shit been going on since cars became used cars.

An absolute tragedy, but great on Alabama for only having two people die in the state in two weeks! Gotta be some kind of record!

Check out his district. It’s gerrymandered to all hell.

Pun intended?

If it’s"largely symbolic," why not just really fucking go at 'em. Eleventy bajillion thousand dollars sounds fair to me.

Ex-cop, accused of killing gay TV presenter and his boyfriend, faces new charges

“His boyfriend” is still slightly ambiguous, but that’s getting a bit nit-picky.

These are Canadian dollars though, so it’s kinda like paying with Monopoly money (I kid. They’re around 112 USD).

Leave it to the Scottish to give their toddlers Slushies then blame the Slushie when the baby reacts poorly. I guess the corner store was fresh out of Irn Bru.

Fella looks like a dang hobbit.